Change: Renamed from FUNNIES FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT page 1 Jokes 1 thru 30 by parris52802 Aug 11 2007, 8:10 PM EDT for: Rename

Change: and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 5619)

Change: A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 4794)

Change: golfing.golfing.****************************************Joke #5A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"The husband said, "Oh my   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3840)

Change: A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.The waitress watched   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3454)

Change: stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulders and added, I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2683)

Change: ****** ******************************************** *****************************************Joke#6Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.********************* ********************************************************************** Joke#7A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2182)

Change:  Page Started 5/2/2007SUBJECT: 3 blondes Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had totell him what Easter was. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a bigfeast and   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1542)

Change:  to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1548)

Change: He's got only a teeny, weenie member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. ''Why?" the Martian asks, "What' s the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 893)